i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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