More tranny stories later!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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