I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
COCAINE IS GR8
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
