just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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