p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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