it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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