that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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