Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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