Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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