I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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