Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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