Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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