you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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