Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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