Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize