I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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