I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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