question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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