I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
