called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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