No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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