After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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