Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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