Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
