Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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