called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
As shirtless as possible
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize