I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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