I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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