every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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