i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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