How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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