So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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