I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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