Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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