I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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