found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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