...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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