i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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