Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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