I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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