Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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