Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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