Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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