another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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