you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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