Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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