So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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