I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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