ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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