i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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