so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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