do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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