her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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