I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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