these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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