am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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