So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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