I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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