The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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