I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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