"I SEE YOU!" Ben shouted, pointing at me with the sword. "I SPY QUENTIN JACOBSEN! YESSS! Come here! Get on your knees!" he shouted.\n"What? Ben, calm down."\n"KNEES!"\nI obediently knelt, looking up at him.\nHe lowered the beer sword and tapped me on each shoulder. "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I hereby designate you my driver!"\n\nMoral of the story: Don't pretend John Green books are your life. A) You won't get the girl you wanted
I KNEW it was familiar! either John Green stoops low enough to look on TFLN for ideas, or we have a liar in the room... *eyes everyone suspiciously*\n\n-jaz
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